February 2012
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
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Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
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“Oh, i am as sharp as a coronous needle,
As i am cold as a marble light,
Skin...”
– The Kreeps (via iwannttoholdyourhand)
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Anonymous asked: everything will be okay, you're a wonderful person who deserves great things <3
she thinks i’m clinically depressed. he’s going to break up with me. fuck.
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MATT SMITH WANTS AN OLD PORSCHE 911. FUCK ME NOW.
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there is a primeval beast inside of me starting to grumble, a beast that has slumbered so long within me stirring, stretching itself, yawning, pricking up its ears, and suddenly bounding to its feet, and fixing its longing, hungry stare upon what i cannot have. it fucking sucks.
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Me: You know what the best part of an antennae wedding is?
People: ... What?
Me: The reception is excellent.
People: ...
Me: Don't you see? I'm so goddamn punny.
People:
Me:
People:
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People: Aren't you late for being stupid somewhere else?
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What I said: I believe in evolution
What they thought I said: I'm a godless barbarian and I believe your grandfather was a monkey. Also, I am a damsel in distress please save me from eternal damnation
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me at school
me: what the fuck is this
me: what the fuck is that
me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
me: why the fuck did i take this course
me: when the fuck is lunch